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Thursday, November 17, 2005
Horrijible Trip To The Doctor's
I'm pissed and upset right now. My dad forced me to go to the doctor 'cos I was having some dunno-what-shit-muscle pain near the tummy area. I didn't want to because I felt that it was just the muscle. Oh wait, actually, my dad didn't force me. Without my knowledge, he just drove straight to some clinic which I've not been for ages. 7 years to be exact.
I have no idea what happened to my record. I had to go through the hassle of taking dreadful measurements - height and weight. Thanks, I now know that 2kg I gained either got deposited on my tummy, thighs or arms. Because I gained no height, and have in fact shrunken. You don't know how important that one centimetre is to my status in life.
There were only 2 patients before me. I don't know how the doc did it, but he took forever to attend to 2 patients. When I went in, I got my most expected comment. Thanks for ruining my mood, doc. Love ya.
He then asked irritating questions in front of my dad like "When was the last time your menses came?", "How have your stools been like?". I'm in shock that he didn't ask "So how have your masturbating sessions been?"
After that I had to lie down and let him press my stomach here and there.
"Is it here?" "No." "Here?" "Err...not really I think. It's not as painful here as-" "Oh. Not hitting the spot is it?" "......Erm...Yea, in a way."
Suspected it was my appendix because the right area hurt.
So I was asked to do a urine sample. Wow. Life's never been this fun. I realise my aiming's pretty good by the way. Not bad for a female.
I waited outside for the results. I was hoping for appendicitis actually. At least all the humiliation would pay off for some results. Anyway, I believe that shit will come sooner or later. Unless you're suay enough for it to come now as well as later in life.
Unfortunately, when I was called to go in, the doc said that there's nothing wrong with my urine. In other words, nothing's wrong with my appendix. He called me to lie down again. Pressed here and there again. Same area hurt.
Then he announced to me the most incredible procedure he was gonna do - an anus check.
He said, "It's gonna be covered. So don't worry." I had to remove my pants and underwear. And the "cover" was so not "cover" lor. I could feel the cold air against my bare ass. The nurse gave the cue, "Ready."
And the doc stuck his finger(s) in.
...
"Oh my god. You have a lot of stool in there."
...Well, thanks again doc. But if you make any more comments like how hairy my ass is, I'm gonna shit in your face.
What a fucker. Literally. He must be pretty experienced with this shitty job because he used a lot of lube and he knew just which spots to hit.
After all that hassle, the conclusion was that "there's nothing wrong". "Probably something to do with my muscle."
In school computer lab right now. I'm pretty amazed that they opened the lab today. And I'm amazed there are working computers in the computer lab. And I'm amazed there's actually Internet access!
You see, I never expect anything much from such free services (especially those in school). Usually these facilities are just there for show only. *cough* Sorry MoeMoe.
Oh yes, Geog pretty much sucked. :( Hmm...I'm having Physics in about 1 and half hours' time. I'm really too lazy and sleepy to continue studying. Can't wait for 5.30pm to come. Have a feeling Physics' gonna be pretty tough. Speaking of Physics, my Chem teacher always pronounce Physics as faeces, albeit unintentionally.
Oh well, I guess Physics will always be hard shit.
Okie. It's 12am now. I've not finished revising for Geog, and have not started for Physics. Good luck to me man. Will be waking up at 6am to finish studying Geog though. And as for Physics, I guess I'll have to do Ignorant Friend's way - study on the day of the paper itself. She did that for SS btw. But the thing is that there's less to study for SS than Physics. Much less. I hope I can complete revision for Physics within that 3 hours man.
I have to last till 5pm tomorrow. Physics paper 2 will end around then. Some poor little creatures will have 4 papers tomorrow. I guess...I'm luckier than them by a quarter.
I'm damn scared now. My adrenaline level will probably be damn high throughout the day. Morning wake up must finish studying Geog within 1 hour, then the paper itself. After that must finish studying Physics within 3 hours. Then the papers 1 and 2 come. :(
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MoeMoe club's always trying out stunts like this. I reckon they wanna see which ways will cause the students to die. It's like that game in which you make the dummy fall from the stairs in different ways. After he falls, you see how much damage is done to the dummy with that method. Bet MoeMoe's using that technique.
Teach less learn more? Pui! Give me "Learn more study less" anytime.
There was this examiner who has Kenny's build! Same broad shoulders and strangely, same dressing. So sexy. I like that kinda build. Or maybe it's because I like Kenny. :)
Most of the time he was sitting on the stage, displaying his crotch. Since he was 10 metres away from me, I could easily imagine that was Kenny. Heh heh heh...Got me pretty distracted. No worries though, by then I had already completed the paper.
When he came to collect my paper...Haiya, a bit wasted. His face doesn't look like Kenny's. Kenny's handsome.
By the way, I'm leaving Singapore on the 24th Nov, around 11pm. Arriving at Italy next morning on the 25th. Damn. I'll be bringing my laptop there though. Hopefully I can get easy and cheap Internet connection from the hotel. Even if I don't, I have to make sure I find some Internet cafe on my second day there. ;)
3 freaking papers tomorrow. :( It'll be a terribly long day. Lucky Ignorant Friend only has oneeeee. Ugh. But after tomorrow, almost everything's done! Yeaaahhhhhh! We can all have sex, all day, all night!!
Have to leave the house in 1 hour's time. I'm too lazy to continue my last-minute revision. I feel like going back to sleep for that one hour. Last night I couldn't fall asleep (as usual) until 4am. Amazingly, I woke up at 10am today.
I think I'll go back to sleep. Haiya, at the most study for paper 2 lah. Anyway AM paper 1 in short is AM 1 which in short again is A1. So yah lah, can get A1 one lah......erm.......
My rival, august, is asking me questions on braces at Kenny's tagboard.
It's been a long time since I've had them. So here are the FAQs.
Wait, before I start, the "metal metal things stuck to your teeth" are called the brackets. And yes, they are glued onto your teeth. Now stop gasping; I can hear you. A wire passes through the brackets. Rubber rings called elastics are fitted over the brackets to secure the wire.
When you go for your monthly dental appointment, the dentist removes the elastics, then the wire. He'll cut a new piece of wire, usually shorter in length this time round, then fit it back. And then you can happily choose a disgusting mix of colours of elastics for the dentist to fit on your brackets.The wire's the one that causes your teeth to arrange themselves and so when a shorter one is used, you feel the pain after each appointment.
Ok, here are the answers to you people who are totally ignorant about braces.
I cannot eat things like curry hor? Because will stain right?
If you choose the elastics that are light coloured, yea, they'll probably stain. But if you eat curry once or twice a month, they won't get stained lah.
I cannot eat sticky things like chocolate hor?
You can eat sticky stuff dammit. Anyway, sticky stuff get stuck to your teeth even if you're not wearing braces right?
I cannot eat this and that and this and that right?
ARGH. YOU CAN EAT EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
Is it painful?
Try changing the shape of your finger by bending it in awkward directions daily. Tell me if it hurts or not ok?
Do I really have to extract my teeth?
Depends. If you have a small jaw, yes. If not, then maybe you don't have to. Go ask your dentist.
How does having braces feel like?
Orgasmic.
How long must I wear it?
Stop being so excited to remove it dammit. Just get them on first before you ask alright.
You must remove it when you sleep at night right?
NO. THEY ARE STUCK ONTO YOUR TEETH. And btw, retainers are not braces. Retainers can be removed and they're worn only after your braces are removed.
And my most hated question.
How to brush your teeth?
Go to the dentist, get him to remove your brackets. Go home, brush your teeth. Within 5 minutes, you have to take a taxi down to your dentist. He'll bring you to the Intensive Care Unit to glue your brackets back on. And then you have to heave a sigh of relief to mark the end of the arduous teeth-brushing session.
Erm...So...Exactly how do you brush your teeth?
ARGH. JUST BRUSH OVER THE BRACES. Now, if you don't mind, remove the expression of shock on your face.
A few months later, the sick dentist returned me the mould of my teeth...The set of teeth I had 2 years back...
SICK ASSHOLE!!
Actually my teeth wasn't that messy. Those gaps you see were where my extracted pre-molars used to be. I had to extract 4 pre-molars, and I received 12 jabs in total. The pain of the jabs was nothing compared to the pain afterwards, when the anesthesia wore off. But haiya, I very pro one. I since young never cry at the doctor's nor at the dentist's! Just go home and cry nia.
Back to the point. I don't understand what I was thinking 2 years back. My teeth's not that messy what. Why I so stupid, go through all that pain?! From the mould you can see that all I had were bunny-like teeth. If you gave me the choice right now, I would choose to let the bunny-like teeth remain.
Yuck. I regret going to kpo kpo and entering that person's email account. Dammit. That person gave me his email account's password 2 years back. He would leave me er xin messages in there. Of course, I can't help but enter and read right?! Especially knowing if it's for me! Just few minutes ago, I did that. Mainly because it suddenly hit my mind. I saw one dated June 05. Yes, message written to me very long ago but I didn't know because I go there like once in 6 months or something. I opened that mail. Oh gosh. It's so sick I wanna kill everyone now.
This guy used to like me and supposedly still likes me. I don't think he does though because I have a feeling he's just holding on for the sake of it. KNN. 2 years already leh. Not sick I also feel sick. As if he really lovessss me liddat. YUCKS.
Everyone, please start sending 5 blank messages to yourself with those subjects. Argh. *stabs brain 10 times*
Let me copy and paste for you his exact words.
if you're not the one..
hmm. who else can it BE?!
OH MY GOD. THIS IS SICK SHIT. I UWORHIFIOER FUCK. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! YES FUCK THAT. WHAT'S WITH THE SPACING, TELL ME. WHAT'S WITH THAT SPACING?!!?!?
LET ME TRY THIS AND SEE IF IT DISGUSTS YOU.
KENNY, IF YOU'RE NOT THE ONE,
HMM. WHO ELSE CAN IT BE?!?!?!?!?!!??!!
THE WORST SHIT IS THAT HE IS BEING KANASAILY DRAMATIC WITHOUT REALISING IT.
SO MANY TIMES, SO SO MANY TIMES, I FEEL SO TEMPTED TO JUST SELECT ALL. DELETE.
Please, tell me not all guys are like that. Wait, let me correct that: Please, tell me not all guys who are gonna like me are gonna be like that. Ack. I don't know whether I should feel sorry for him or feel sorry for myself.
Argh! I know I'm being very mean because it seems like he is oh-so-devoted to me. It's okay if he's oh-so-devoted to me. But why does he have to be melodramatic?!?! He tries to gain my attention through Ignorant Friend. I understand. What I don't understand is how IF lives through it!!! Btw, we both agree that he's holding on for the sake of it.
This is pure torture: knowing that these pukish messages exist. I fear that 10 years down the road, they come haunting back at me. I have the power to delete; I don't have the right. All I can do is either let my curiosity itch or puke.
Right now, I just feel like shaving my head and becoming a nun.
umm, hope it's not too personal or smth, but... do you think that you could get "together" with kenny... i mean.. in a realistic way? not to be the resident @$$hole la >_< but.. just curious...
Wahahaha! (What the hell's a resident asshole? I tried to search into my brain for it but "Resident Evil" kept popping out instead.)
We all know that Kenny wants me too. Kenny, let's get "together"!
