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Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Lookalike
There was this examiner who has Kenny's build! Same broad shoulders and strangely, same dressing. So sexy. I like that kinda build. Or maybe it's because I like Kenny. :)
Most of the time he was sitting on the stage, displaying his crotch. Since he was 10 metres away from me, I could easily imagine that was Kenny. Heh heh heh...Got me pretty distracted. No worries though, by then I had already completed the paper.
When he came to collect my paper...Haiya, a bit wasted. His face doesn't look like Kenny's. Kenny's handsome.
By the way, I'm leaving Singapore on the 24th Nov, around 11pm. Arriving at Italy next morning on the 25th. Damn. I'll be bringing my laptop there though. Hopefully I can get easy and cheap Internet connection from the hotel. Even if I don't, I have to make sure I find some Internet cafe on my second day there. ;)
3 freaking papers tomorrow. :( It'll be a terribly long day. Lucky Ignorant Friend only has oneeeee. Ugh. But after tomorrow, almost everything's done! Yeaaahhhhhh! We can all have sex, all day, all night!!
Have to leave the house in 1 hour's time. I'm too lazy to continue my last-minute revision. I feel like going back to sleep for that one hour. Last night I couldn't fall asleep (as usual) until 4am. Amazingly, I woke up at 10am today.
I think I'll go back to sleep. Haiya, at the most study for paper 2 lah. Anyway AM paper 1 in short is AM 1 which in short again is A1. So yah lah, can get A1 one lah......erm.......
My rival, august, is asking me questions on braces at Kenny's tagboard.
It's been a long time since I've had them. So here are the FAQs.
Wait, before I start, the "metal metal things stuck to your teeth" are called the brackets. And yes, they are glued onto your teeth. Now stop gasping; I can hear you. A wire passes through the brackets. Rubber rings called elastics are fitted over the brackets to secure the wire.
When you go for your monthly dental appointment, the dentist removes the elastics, then the wire. He'll cut a new piece of wire, usually shorter in length this time round, then fit it back. And then you can happily choose a disgusting mix of colours of elastics for the dentist to fit on your brackets.The wire's the one that causes your teeth to arrange themselves and so when a shorter one is used, you feel the pain after each appointment.
Ok, here are the answers to you people who are totally ignorant about braces.
I cannot eat things like curry hor? Because will stain right?
If you choose the elastics that are light coloured, yea, they'll probably stain. But if you eat curry once or twice a month, they won't get stained lah.
I cannot eat sticky things like chocolate hor?
You can eat sticky stuff dammit. Anyway, sticky stuff get stuck to your teeth even if you're not wearing braces right?
I cannot eat this and that and this and that right?
ARGH. YOU CAN EAT EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
Is it painful?
Try changing the shape of your finger by bending it in awkward directions daily. Tell me if it hurts or not ok?
Do I really have to extract my teeth?
Depends. If you have a small jaw, yes. If not, then maybe you don't have to. Go ask your dentist.
How does having braces feel like?
Orgasmic.
How long must I wear it?
Stop being so excited to remove it dammit. Just get them on first before you ask alright.
You must remove it when you sleep at night right?
NO. THEY ARE STUCK ONTO YOUR TEETH. And btw, retainers are not braces. Retainers can be removed and they're worn only after your braces are removed.
And my most hated question.
How to brush your teeth?
Go to the dentist, get him to remove your brackets. Go home, brush your teeth. Within 5 minutes, you have to take a taxi down to your dentist. He'll bring you to the Intensive Care Unit to glue your brackets back on. And then you have to heave a sigh of relief to mark the end of the arduous teeth-brushing session.
Erm...So...Exactly how do you brush your teeth?
ARGH. JUST BRUSH OVER THE BRACES. Now, if you don't mind, remove the expression of shock on your face.
A few months later, the sick dentist returned me the mould of my teeth...The set of teeth I had 2 years back...
SICK ASSHOLE!!
Actually my teeth wasn't that messy. Those gaps you see were where my extracted pre-molars used to be. I had to extract 4 pre-molars, and I received 12 jabs in total. The pain of the jabs was nothing compared to the pain afterwards, when the anesthesia wore off. But haiya, I very pro one. I since young never cry at the doctor's nor at the dentist's! Just go home and cry nia.
Back to the point. I don't understand what I was thinking 2 years back. My teeth's not that messy what. Why I so stupid, go through all that pain?! From the mould you can see that all I had were bunny-like teeth. If you gave me the choice right now, I would choose to let the bunny-like teeth remain.
Yuck. I regret going to kpo kpo and entering that person's email account. Dammit. That person gave me his email account's password 2 years back. He would leave me er xin messages in there. Of course, I can't help but enter and read right?! Especially knowing if it's for me! Just few minutes ago, I did that. Mainly because it suddenly hit my mind. I saw one dated June 05. Yes, message written to me very long ago but I didn't know because I go there like once in 6 months or something. I opened that mail. Oh gosh. It's so sick I wanna kill everyone now.
This guy used to like me and supposedly still likes me. I don't think he does though because I have a feeling he's just holding on for the sake of it. KNN. 2 years already leh. Not sick I also feel sick. As if he really lovessss me liddat. YUCKS.
Everyone, please start sending 5 blank messages to yourself with those subjects. Argh. *stabs brain 10 times*
Let me copy and paste for you his exact words.
if you're not the one..
hmm. who else can it BE?!
OH MY GOD. THIS IS SICK SHIT. I UWORHIFIOER FUCK. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! YES FUCK THAT. WHAT'S WITH THE SPACING, TELL ME. WHAT'S WITH THAT SPACING?!!?!?
LET ME TRY THIS AND SEE IF IT DISGUSTS YOU.
KENNY, IF YOU'RE NOT THE ONE,
HMM. WHO ELSE CAN IT BE?!?!?!?!?!!??!!
THE WORST SHIT IS THAT HE IS BEING KANASAILY DRAMATIC WITHOUT REALISING IT.
SO MANY TIMES, SO SO MANY TIMES, I FEEL SO TEMPTED TO JUST SELECT ALL. DELETE.
Please, tell me not all guys are like that. Wait, let me correct that: Please, tell me not all guys who are gonna like me are gonna be like that. Ack. I don't know whether I should feel sorry for him or feel sorry for myself.
Argh! I know I'm being very mean because it seems like he is oh-so-devoted to me. It's okay if he's oh-so-devoted to me. But why does he have to be melodramatic?!?! He tries to gain my attention through Ignorant Friend. I understand. What I don't understand is how IF lives through it!!! Btw, we both agree that he's holding on for the sake of it.
This is pure torture: knowing that these pukish messages exist. I fear that 10 years down the road, they come haunting back at me. I have the power to delete; I don't have the right. All I can do is either let my curiosity itch or puke.
Right now, I just feel like shaving my head and becoming a nun.
umm, hope it's not too personal or smth, but... do you think that you could get "together" with kenny... i mean.. in a realistic way? not to be the resident @$$hole la >_< but.. just curious...
Wahahaha! (What the hell's a resident asshole? I tried to search into my brain for it but "Resident Evil" kept popping out instead.)
We all know that Kenny wants me too. Kenny, let's get "together"!
It's a pity I cannot remember last night's dream in detail at all. Was about Kenny. We got slightly physical. ;)
No lah, don't think dirty. It was just extremely comfortable. I liked that feeling. A lot. I never get it in real life one. Sad thing is that I'll not.
Argh. I'm starting to forget that feeling already. That sucks.
What the fuck's so offensive about having a pic which shows Kenny screaming "Allah Akhbar"?! Maybe every who goes "OMG!!" should die as well. All of you, please kill yourself right now. If you are a person who's never said "oh my god" before, please approach those you know of who did so. Give them a tight slap on their faces and say, "GO TO HELL YOU BITCH. FOR THAT, YOU SHOULD SUFFER ETERNAL PAIN!!!"
Of course I'm not kidding. Go ahead and do that! After all, we should believe that everyone who exclaimed "oh my god" has the intention to insult God.
The last picture does not incite racism at all. You guys by making a big fuss out of it, distorting Kenny's intention, are in fact the ones who are inciting racism.
Don't you agree that racism is partly due to the misunderstandings on each other's intentions?
ITS THE LINE IN THE PIC., U IDIOT....to desperate addict.
Posted by: Minah bte Madhattir at November 13, 2005 12:13 PM
I wanna reply, "All right! So let's start a riot now! Then everything would be solved! The fact that there were terrorists who shouted "Allah Akhbar" will be wiped off history as if nothing of that sort happened. Everyone will be happy and we will have world peace! Woohoo!! We want riots! We want riots! Riots mean world peace! Riots mean world peace!"
But of course I'm not gonna do that. That's killing kennysia.com.
I think that those who are offended by it feel it more on a personal basis. Any Muslims out there who don't find it offending at all? I don't need those who find it offending to leave comments though. We have enough of that at kennysia.com.
If there are Muslims who don't find it offending, then I guess there's hope for the situation. If not, then I think we should compile a book for all different types of races/religions (not for Muslims only; don't worry). I'll title that book: Things we should never ever say about every race/religion or the whole race/religion will kill you faster before your instant mee is ready.
