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Saturday, November 05, 2005
WTF?
I received an email from my Social Studies teacher on a few essays I sent to her. Those essays were written some time back, after my Prelims ended. Just to explain a little: Each essay is upon 12. There are some people who don't bother to get the 11th and 12th mark because it's not that easy.
So this is her reply:
i cant comment on your work directly coz it's not in word doc. Let me
give u a general comment instead.
qn 1: part 1 and 2 are good, u have captured the essence of linking. v
heartwarming for me.
qn 2: part 1 ok part 2 last para is too brief, unless of course you're
not keen to get the 11th and 12th mark.
qn 3 and 4: perfect answer.
all the best for the upcoming ss paper. dont forget to email me the
questions u will be attempting on that day!
WTF? Seriously man, what the fuck? IF EVERYTHING'S SO GOOD, THEN WHY DO I ALWAYS DO SO BADLY DURING EXAMS?!
MANNNNNNNN
I mean, those essays were written with the same amount of skill I have had since Prelims, and in fact, throughout these two years. It's not like from Prelims till now I went to brush up on my essay-writing skills or anything like that.
I did NOTHING to improve. I was really hoping that she would tell me, "Oh gosh. You suck! Let me tell you how to improve. Firstly, you have to blah blah blah. And as for this, you got it all wrong. You're suppose to blah blah blah."
Now what?! I don't know if I'm good, I'm lousy, or I just need plain old luck on the examination day.
Since I cannot work any harder for my favourite subject here, I guess I'll work harder in the praying. For all you know I'll attain nirvana in the process.
2 more days to cover as much as I can. My plan for tomorrow:
Study Simple Studies.
Only two subjects are not sent to Cambridge for marking but marked here. One of them being the Mother Tongue subject and the other is Simple Studies. I guess that's because the subject's purpose is propaganda and the Cambridge examiners would certainly roll their eyes if they get to read the things we are programmed to write. So of course, Singapore markers it shall be.
Why hasn't my love for propaganda paid off? I can never do well in this shit that the others do well in.
To any gahmen watcher: There is indeed a subject called Simple Studies I'm taking. I'm certainly not referring to Social Studies which is, of course, a good and informative subject.
Study E.Math.
Many say that E.Math got nothing to study and even the formulae are easy. That's not totally true because E.Math stands for Elementary Math and not Easy Math for a reason.
I know I'm supposed to practise questions...But no time liao lah. Reading through notes is the most I can devote for this subject. The others have done their practise papers...Makes me wonder if I can scrape through an A1 with my effort compared to the others.
Study Biology
Read Bio text.
Study English
Blog.
Ok, fine. It wouldn't help. At least I make myself feel better.
I think I chose the wrong nick. I became an addict of someone. And because of this nick, now people are telling me that they're addicted to me.
Seriously, I'm flattered. I feel happy and every thing, ya know.
addicted to addict: can i be your Kenny addict? muaks addicted to addict: pleaseeeee....addicctttttt
But...err...What the hell did I do?
Am I very entertaining?
Or do you think my entries are exciting?
Or you think I'm very sweet because my blog's background is baby pink? (Actually I'm not into pink. I just like its layout.)
Or is it because you think I'm some sexeh babe?
Or is it because you believe I'm immortal (and I am)?
Or is it my short hair?
Or the fact that I'm absolutely short and I don't have legs that go on forever (which make me a poor xes partner btw, but that's out of point)?
Or you think I'm Guang Liang's friend?
Or because you've mistaken the O's that I always mention as Orgasms?
Now there are 3 guys/girls/unknown creatures who say they are addicted to me. And heck, you're even telling me that through Kenny's chatterbox which is pretty wrong. I must re-emphasise that I'm touched, flattered, honoured, unworthy, humbled, thankful. But erm, I'm 15. And I'm legal for almost nothing except for the "This toy is suitable for kids 3 and above".
Now allow me to quote Kenny, "I'm not complaining, I just find it odd."
I never thought I would...*sniff*...make it to the top of...*sniff*...Blogs He Never Read...
It didn't occur to me that I would be using this pic/getting this award so soon since the last time.
I want to thank my mudder, my fahder, my brudders, my audiencereaders audience for supporting me all the way, allowing me to soar beyond my limits. Of course, I must thank my director, who's seated right over there, *camera turns* Mr Kenny Coconuts Sia, for making all these possible. *camera turns back*
*addict raises award, shakes it violently, tears stream down the face, eyes filled with gratitude*
Another sleepless night. I have to wake up 8am tomorrow. For the past few days, I would toss and turn for about one to two hours before coming online. After that I would manage to fall asleep. Hope it works again this time.
So anyway, I realise the XX issue is still on. Dammit. Not long enough meh. I can't believe there are people who would go to the extent of writing long essays about this particular issue. Most of the time repeating their points anyway.
I got such a shock knowing that people can have marathons on their blogs. It's almost like whenever they are done with their work/eating/shitting, they think about that issue again. Oh, actually, they think about it especially when they're shitting.
Then it hit me that I think of Kenny Sia almost as often to. Because my brain only allows me to think of three things - study, Kenny Sia, blog - during this stupid exam period. I believe I'll have a life once exams are over anyway and will allow more space to think about other things. So I wonder. Which is worse? Me thinking about Kenny Sia because I refuse to study (take note it's not the other way around - refusing to study because I'm thinking of Kenny) or them thinking about the issue 1/3 of the time?
I know they're almost just as bad. But the worse one should be the latter right? Because it involves much more effort in writing angsty posts, thinking critically about every single point of every single debate, letting their captious spirit rule them at the sight of an opposing remark.
*shrugs* If only the blogosphere would put in this much thought into terrorism. And if surprisingly something comes out of all that negativity, we all can go on holidays without fear.
Point number 2...Gosh. They just can't get enough of it. So I doubt this toilet issue will end anywhere soon. Sadly, the last point in the list is so most unpopular among the popular reads. By the way, you should really read that one. Heh heh...You'll be amazed at what some people comprain about. Really.
Yay. It's raining now. :) I have 4 hours to sleep. :(
Sorry for the late wishes but Selamat Hari Raya to all Muslims out there! Hope you don't gain 4kg. If you did, please go have another Detox Diet *glances at Kenny*. :)
...
After drinking a bottle of this down, I feel...I mean, my good friend, feels terrible. There can only be 3 possibilities...
Alc. 5% Vol.
1. They're lying about this because my friend, who is above 18 and legal for drinking unlike me, has always felt fine after drinking wine up to 15% alcohol volume.
2. It's the gas that's making my friend feel uncomfortable. This drink is like fizzy Ribena.
3. Curry for dinner just doesn't go well with alcohol.
Oh shoot. BRB.
Back. Ok, I conclude after my friend's satisfying toilet session that it's the 3rd possibility. I tell you, it wasn't just normal lao sai ok. My friend seriously thought she was peeing through her asshole till she peered down and saw...Oh, fine. I'll stop it. And just to remind you, I am not the one who lao sai-ed because I'm immortal.
