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Thursday, November 03, 2005
Hooper's Hooch - Blackcurrant
Sorry for the late wishes but Selamat Hari Raya to all Muslims out there! Hope you don't gain 4kg. If you did, please go have another Detox Diet *glances at Kenny*. :)
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After drinking a bottle of this down, I feel...I mean, my good friend, feels terrible. There can only be 3 possibilities...
Alc. 5% Vol.
1. They're lying about this because my friend, who is above 18 and legal for drinking unlike me, has always felt fine after drinking wine up to 15% alcohol volume.
2. It's the gas that's making my friend feel uncomfortable. This drink is like fizzy Ribena.
3. Curry for dinner just doesn't go well with alcohol.
Oh shoot. BRB.
Back. Ok, I conclude after my friend's satisfying toilet session that it's the 3rd possibility. I tell you, it wasn't just normal lao sai ok. My friend seriously thought she was peeing through her asshole till she peered down and saw...Oh, fine. I'll stop it. And just to remind you, I am not the one who lao sai-ed because I'm immortal.
I should stop reading blogs that talk about drugs. *frowns*
I'm freaked out by myself that I'm even thinking of trying. Cannot! Hello, will die ok!!! Don't die from drugs will also be caught by our super duper powderful gahmen. I hope I will always remain kiasee (scared of death). Must. Not. Even. Think. Of. Trying. It's Thought Crime.
Or else instead of representing "desperate addict", DA will be representing "drug addict".
I'm off to brainwash myself at gahmen's drugarebad.com. I'll come out all holy and fresh, having a numinous glow around me.
If I don't study, I am happy
If I study, I am happy
If I do badly, I am happy
If I do well, I am happy
If people don't like me, I am happy
If people like me, I am happy
If I wake up late, I am happy
If I wake up early, I am happy
If I do something for others, I am happy
If I do something for myself, I am happy
If I use the computer, I am happy
If I don't use the computer, I am happy
If I'm lonely, I am happy
If I have company, I am happy
I need to live for myself and be happy. Medication doesn't seem to work and that, really really sucks.
But, no matter what I do, I am happy. Then the bad dreams will go away. The insecurity will go away. The insomnia will go away. The problems will go away. The people who dislike me will go away. The fear will go away. The people who like me will come closer. The crack will mend.
It's hard to do this alone...But come on, desperate addict! You can do it! *thumbs up*
Can't remember most of it. I think Kenny was supposed to be living in my house. He was lying on the sofa and I went to him and say, "Eh, you sleep on the left, I sleep on the right leh." And then there was some idiot who called. Tsk. Interrupt my conversation with Kenny.
After I put down the phone, I went back and tried to tell him to move and make space for me. But I stopped half-way because he was giving me the don't-you-dare-try-anything-funny expression.
And the stupid stupid phone rang in real life. Woke me up. I tried going back to sleep, hoping that my dream would continue but it didn't. :(
Instead I got rewarded with some horrijible dream. Don't really remember it. But I think I was crying a lot in my dream...Should have never gone back sleeping.
Woke up feeling upset thanks to that dream. The fact that it was 1pm then didn't make me feel any better because I've wasted the whole morning. :(
I'm listening to Michael Buble's Home now. His voice.......is.......so......nice.......If only I can hear him sing to me. Heh...
BTW, I think of Kenny think until cannot sleep you know? He don't believe me one. :(
He offered to sleep beside me. Of course he wasn't joking about it. So I'll go to bed now. I'm expecting to see him beside me. :) I'm not breaking addict's addict's heart, am I? ;)
May Kenny and I keep our hands to ourselves.
Update: Previous post got some person leave comment at wrong site. Sure cannot sleep liao. Thanks ah, thanks a lot.
I got the permission from my mother to go overseas with Ignorant Friend!
IF and I cannot decide on where to go. Tell us, where to go? We're thinking of Paris because it sounds sexy (hahaha).
Stolen from sabc.edu
Don't tell me Kuching. We've already talked about it. We MAY drop by there for a 2-3 days...Depends lah. We've not come to conclusion on anything yet. For all you know, nothing would be decided and there would be no trip in the end.
By the way, Kuching like only got one attraction hor? ;) Uncle Kenny once said that he'd be my tour guide if I go there. Heh heh heh...I take his word for it. BUT DAMMIT, THE THOUGHT OF IT SCARES ME. It would be darn sexy to meet him and I'd be so pornyhorny happy...What if I die of heart attack when I see Kenny? Hey, it rhymes!
If I go Kuching, I can carry out my plan perfectly!! Because I have all the needed people involved: the assistants (Alex Kho as the muscular accomplice and IF as the videocam assistant) and the main lead himself of course. Heh heh heh......Oh yes, meeting that aKho guy would be great as well. :D He comments pretty regularly on my blog because he's mistaken this for a porn site.
Anyway, IF commented that she cannot imagine me meeting Uncle Kenny and said that I will just run away and she'll have to drag me. IF knows me well. She has done it before anyway. I had to meet a guy and fuck, was I scared to death. I think I hid behind her throughout the meeting. If only I'm as thick-skinned as I am online. But like I told her, I wouldn't go hide behind her if I ever meet Kenny. I must act calm and cool and err...give that I-scared-you?-Pooi! attitude.
Oh, thinking about a holiday before the worst is over is so wrong. So, where to go?
