Kenny's tagboard:

deserate addict: Kenny! We're so fated.

I spelt it wrongly! Oh no. I'm so sad.

I know I'm a little crazy. Like who gets so upset spelling their names wrong. I don't even get this upset when people spell my real name wrong. And trust me, people who know me for years can still end up spelling my name wrong. I don't care when they do anyway.

Ew. Deserate. Don't tell me this is happening 'cos my p key is falling out...

Pull Press force very big = ya li hen da.

My menses came for half a day and never returned again. *Sniff*. I'll miss you, Mensy Baby.

Seriously speaking, it happens everytime I'm overly stressed. One thing good: no hassle! Though I may clog up my uterus or something.

Oh. And I'm bothered by the fact that my bras are cup B not because I have B-cup boobs but because my left is a C and my right is an A. So they average out to form a B.

Eh, wait. All you men stop closing your browsers, can? I'm just exaggerating! Come back!

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I am away from my desk for now.
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or alternatively, please refer to my team leader,
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I didn't know my email had the power of exiling someone. Hehe.

Thanks for the suggestions.

No lah, I don't wanna buy a new laptop cos this one is new. And the reason why I've got a laptop is cos I've limited space. Buying an external keyboard will not only take up extra space, it will make my whole computer system look very sad. Can you imagine you got this trendy laptop on your table (ok, provided you ignore the two missing keys), and then suddenly from his backside sticks out a wire with a keyboard.

I've sent them an email after inspiration from reader lingz. I'm not heading for the HQ straight. Just letting SG Dell know I'm slightly buay song already. Heh heh. Hopefully it works.

Hi,

Is it possible that I just buy the spare keys of n and c and get a technician to help me fix it back? The keys have fallen out a few times before and I managed to fix them back. But this time, they don't seem to be able to pop back into place.

I find it quite ridiculous to buy a whole keyboard when only two keys have fallen out. Worse still, this laptop is new. Paying a total of $184.80 for a keyboard and its installation is a rip-off. No-one will spend that amount over two pieces of plastic. I will approach others for help if you are unable to provide me with cheaper alternatives. Thank you.

Really, after much thought, I should only be willing to spend $10. $1 for the two pathetic pieces of plastic, $9 for the technician's effort to fix the two bloody things back. I'm glad I decided to post about my pathetic keyboard cos the comments shook me awake. I was actually quite willing to spend that amount before that. But now, I realise that no-one in the right mind would spend near $200 over two keys!

Oh well, thanks guys! And no thanks to Dell who just wants to suck my money. I'M NOT LETTING YOU, HA-HA.

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(I think this last part is quite hilarious. It's almost like saying, "Feel free to email my manager to tell her how good I am. Hopefully she'll give me a pay rise.")

When I saw this in the email,

As for the installation service, you have 3 options:

1) Either to get Dell appointed technician to be onsite to install for you at a price of SGD 126, or

2) To get a local qualified technician to install for you, or

3) Call into 1800 394 7430 (Technical Support tollfree#) and get a "on the phone guidance/assistance" on how to install the part(s).

It's as good as seeing this:

As for the installation service, you have 3 options:

1) Throw us your money or

2) Throw a local qualified technician your money (and damn you for not getting us to do it for you instead), or

3) Call into 1800 394 7430 (Technical Support tollfree#) and get a "on the phone guidance/assistance" on how to install the part(s). And then after that, carry out option 1 or 2 because you will be unable to install it by yourself, noob.

This is terrible. I am unwilling to spend so much. My last resort is to continue living with this kaiabu-how-hee-bye keyboard.

WOWWWWWWW. I'M GOING MAD. I CAN'T COMPLETE REVISION IN 3 WEEKS. OMG. HEHEHEHE.

*stares blankly*

:)

Ok, so I got this link from Cowboy Caleb.

http://www.canal96.com/extra/caviar/pussies/ (NSFW)

I've always thought that pussies look disgusting. How the fuck do they turn people on? They look like scary pieces of flesh that hang around and out your vagina. And what's that in the pictures? They look like brains. When I saw the first picture, I was thinking if they were depicting a mother giving birth to some...abnormal fetus that lacks a skull. But I figured out that it must be some part of the pussy or something. Gross.

I don't know how mine looks like and I don't think I want to know after seeing such scary pictures. But I wash myself every day. And every day when I wash, mine feels clean and neat and doesn't seem like it has anything hanging out. So what's with the brain-like things coming out of the vaginas in those pictures?

And really, I think what disturbs me the most is that you seem to have internal organs spilling out of your vagina. How can anyone find it sexy? It's almost like saying that having intestines hanging out of your anus is sexy.

I'm glad I'm not lesbian. If I were and would to engage in any sexual activities, I'd be too busy stuffing my partner's "internal organs" back into her body. At least I would think that that's the right thing to do.

Just now while I was reading through my Econs notes, my mind drifted away. (Yea, I know. Shows how much I was concentrating).

I was thinking, what if at that point of time, suddenly got nuclear bomb drop on Singapore? One moment I'm human, the next I'm a ghost holding my Econs notes. And when I realise I'm dead, I'd throw my notes to the ground and scream in ecstasy.

Like woohoo man. I'm dead! Means no more exams! Means no more studying!

Then a scary thought came. If got nuclear bomb drop on Singapore, everyone will die together. Then everyone will become ghosts. Even government officials. And just when you think you can stop studying, MOE will send out an announcement:

There will be no changes in the education system since we are all dead together. Exams will continue. Please get on with your life as per normal.

Holy shit. I don't want a bomb to drop on Singapore.

When I'm stressed, I eat.

When I eat, I grow fat.

When I grow fat, I get more stressed.

When I get more stressed, I eat even more.