The thing is that BF doesn't have many pimples, but he has a lot of hidden "jewel". One normal-looking, totally insignificant pore could be filled with...err... unnecessary stuff.
So you can randomly press and find disgusting shit like this:

I put my finger there for size-comparison. Really, it's HUGE considering it was totally hidden. And fuck, the most disgusting thing is that it reminds me of transcription during protein synthesis.

See those strands? Yea, that's what I'm referring to.
I hate my BF.