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Thursday, June 23, 2005
How You Know You're An Addict Of Kenny Sia
Here are some points to help you determine if you're an addict of Kenny Sia, the infamous Malaysian blogger.
1. You visit his blog every day, without fail.
Yes, you do. And at times, you feel that you require more than one dosage of him per day. And there's never such a thing called an overdose of Kenny Sia.
2. When you look at coconuts, you think of him.
But please, if you're a woman, I hope you do not look at your man's balls and get reminded of Kenny. I say that because firstly, Kenny's balls will always be bigger than your man's. There's no need to compare (Yes, I know I'm being biased here). Furthermore, I don't think your man will like that. Worse still if you're a guy and you get reminded of Kenny when you look at your own balls. This time, I don't think Kenny would like that.
3. You laugh at yourself when you think of funny comments that Kenny makes. I hope you're not alone. It's more dangerous to appear as an insane person than as an addict. By the way, I don't think IMH will provide Internet services for you. You may really go crazy without your dosage.
4. You tell your friends and family the funny things that Kenny says.
It's okay to get them hooked onto Kenny as well. Not a crime in this case.
5. You suffer from withrawal symptoms without Kenny's entries.
This will include vomitting, hallucinations, sleepless nights. I'll come up with a decent list of symptoms if I remember.
6. You play the quiz, Which Malaysian Blogger Are You?, that Kenny created... ...until you get the results that say:
You have it all, or so you think. Big balls, big bird, big everything. Also a big heart and ever-ready big hug to give out to everybody who needs one. But you didn't know this. You're the one who need a hug the most. So hugs to you!
7. You totally agree that Kenny's the hottest, sexiest, best-looking blogger in the whole wide world. I know you do, willingly.
8. You understand that he is human after all.
You had better do! Don't force him to pleasure you every day! Or else, pay for the condoms yourself! Oh well, seriously speaking, don't force him to update every day lah.
9. You lose part of the Singaporean culture.
Idiot: Oi. Why you so KS one?
Addict: Man...I'm not up to it. I'm not as hot, as sexy, as good-looking as Kenny Sia!
Idiot: Huh? What Kenny Sia? I mean Kiasu lah, toot!
10. Upon realising that kennysia.com is your drug, you start reading every single entry of the website.
You had probably done that while slacking during work. Your boss wouldn't tolerate addicts like you. You should watch out before he sends you to the rehab centre.
Posted at 10:23 pm by Red Marbles
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Melissa October 10, 2005 05:04 PM PDT LOL! Sounds a bit like me, but I'm not obsessive la.. I just do some of the stuff mentioned above! Nice post!!! :)
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